trustmeimonlyhuman replied to your post: shia lebeouf would rather eat randy

Poppy you’re awesome.

some say it’s a curse

shia lebeouf would rather eat randy　

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via waiting-for-the-tardis)

prejudicegatedcommunity:

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

I’m nearly positive this is exactly how the cannibal attack began

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new favourite show = breaking bad

davidstrider:

youve found my weakness

girly internet dress up games

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